Lucas often made really stupid mistakes. (I use the word stupid even though my parents tell me not to.) So Lucas became quickly known as Lucas the Doofus.
Just when you thought he couldn’t get any more doofy, he got doofier.
For example, he once “looked both ways” before crossing the street, and still managed to get hit by a car and get tossed into a garbage can.
For some reason, unknown to any human or doofus on earth, he always confuses a cactus for his bed. Every night. For his entire life.
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